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粄琌筿福フ猫盾? 獺﹊箉地焊刁ゅ篕い糶ゅ彻,穦э跑種 1)COMPAQそタゴ衡盢"PRESS ANY KEY" эΘ "PRESS RETURN KEY", 竒钡びゴㄓ高拜"ANY"硂龄ê柑筿杠. 2)ASTм砃や穿场钡硄めゴㄓ╆筿杠,弧菲公礚猭硓筁ň 剐甅笲.┮弧ň剐甅ㄓ琌ノㄓ杆菲公鹅溅甅. 3)COMPAQм砃钡硄╆筿福礚猭秆弄侣Τ合柑ゅ 矪瞶郎.竒筁合跋の荐代刚ご礚猭т,祇瞷р合禟夹乓 ,澈р合辈秈ゴ诀柑稱璶ゴ夹乓. 4)AST砆璶―盚穕合称.碭ぱê盚ㄓ 獺澈琌合紇セ. 5)Dellм砃璶―めр拜肈合合盒诀柑礛р闽. ê臮璶м砃祔ㄨ,礛м砃钮р筿杠,癬ōр┬ 丁闽. 6)Dellめゴ筿杠ㄓ弧礚猭ノ筿福肚癳ヴゅン.だ牧秆∕拜肈 ぇ,м砃祇谋硂刚帝р㏕﹚棵辊,帝"肚癳龄"稱璶肚痷. 7)临ΤDellめゴ筿杠ㄓ╆龄絃胊.рウ╩ぱ, 临рウ┺癬ㄓ瑍τ. 8)Dellм砃畍钡硄め筿杠,獶盽ネ筿福弧"胊⊿Τノ", м砃秆睦筿福瞷"岿粇の礚"琌癟τ,ぃ琌皐癸琘弧. 9)磑ゴ筿杠禗Dell筿福м砃や穿弧禦筿福礚猭 秨诀.ゴ秨杆,р础繷础,Гê柑单だ牧筿福玱睝礚は莱.讽拜 ゴ秨秨闽祇ネぐ或ㄆ,拜ぐ或秨闽摆? 10)琌祇ネ空ī焊筿福м砃や穿场痷龟珿ㄆ: :顿,硂柑琌м砃や穿场盾? м砃:琌,и腊ぐ或Γ盾? :и筿福狹琜胊,τウ临玂靡戳ず.и璶рウ㎡? м砃:╆簆,琌弧都琜盾? :琌摆,碞杆筿福诀玡. м砃:叫教и,琌琌玃綪,临琌禩甶禦盾?或禦 ?ウΤヴ坝夹盾? :琌и禦筿福秘摆,иぃ惧眔衡ぃ衡琌玃綪珇.и繷糶帝4*4. 硂м砃繰龄,г玊ぃ.硂рCD-ROM竚 琜讽Θ狹琜ノ,讽礛碞рウ耞.
┢筿紇―ネ玥 1)狦谋眔钩炳┣窾╡┏⊿ 2)狦祇瞷┬籠纯竒琌褂堵臸猭︽毙绑纯竒Τ硂祇浩 ┪炳┪Τ纯產柑暗筁碍祸Α杠话е穐ǐ 3)ぃ璶羘粀碍杠 4)ぃ璶贝繧疭琌ぇ睦 5)狦ノ┰粂┪ヴぃ莱赣笵粂ē┪琌ノ羘 弧杠皑炳礹ぃ祏礹猔種炳惠璶翴丁┮璶 Τみ瞶非称 5)狦墩渤杠荡癸ぃ璶Θ蛮┪虫縒贝繧 6)砰ㄓ弧ぃ璶搓ヴ穦ゴ秨夯ぇ瓜 7)荡癸ぃ璶糥初褂耽钞褂┪ヴ┮娩┪ 8)狦т碝┣羘ㄓ方祇瞷ê琌唉窟皑瞒秨ê柑狦临璶㏑杠 9)狦產柑竟ㄣ秨﹍穦笆穐ㄓ 10)ぃ璶眖ōヴ狥﹁ 11)狦祇瞷烤马硂﹚Τ帝琘贺ぃ环瞒琌玂ōぇ笵 12)ぃ璶繦獽р睼DNA蔼м诀竟埃獶睲贰笵暗ぐ或 13)狦┣ō娩発秨璶Τみ瞶非称穦禴ㄢΩ狦琌禴 临Τ瘤礛ノ禲τ┣琌˙˙ǐウ硉临琌е眔發 14)狦瞏柑ó秨⊿猳ぃ璶產碝―腊Γ 15)璶痙種ō盿帝亏ゴふ簀臝筿亏澄诀簀瞜簀┪琌帝ヴ 暗狥﹁
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS "I have good news and bad news," a defence attorney told his client. "First the bad news.The blood test came back,and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene." "Oh,no!" cried the client."What's the good news?" "Your cholesterol is down to 140." иΤ㎝胊 畍禗め胊琌喷﹀厨ㄓ DNA㎝デ竜瞷初祇瞷Ч翅ぃ!め佩帝ê㎡? 義㏕綣计140ぇ
YOU DON'T KNOW MY FAHTER
Betsy:If you have two dollars,and you ask your father for four dollars,
how much will you have?
Billy:Two dollars.
Betsy:You don't know your math.
Billy:You don't know my father.
ī甫:狦Τㄢじ璶じ穦Τ碭じ
ゑ:ㄢじ
ī甫:ぃ穦衡计盾!
ゑ:ぃ秆и!
AREN'T THEY WONDERFUL? During the first heavy snowfall of the year, I ran upstairs to my apartment to retrieve the plastic storage box in which I kept the winter supplies for my car. Hurrying back out of the building, I slipped on the last step,fell foward, landing flat on my stomach on top of the container and skidded across the icy parking lot. As I stood up, trying to restore my dignity, a voice called out to me, "Aren't those Rubbermaid products wonderful? They just seem to have so many uses." 琘秨﹍撤材ぱ и禲そ碕加穐杆帝óぱノ珇鹅溅舶 禲加ぃみ菲给ō┕玡汲鹅溅舶▄郴帝鹅溅舶菲 挡氨ó初 讽и癬ㄓ稱珺碙腨钮Τ癸и驰帝 硂ㄇ鹅溅籹珇痷次ぃ琌盾ウ碞琌硂或ノ
AUNT BILLIE'S REALLY INTERESTING QUESTIONS Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? If you eat your peas, will a kid in south America stop starving? Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow? If I save the whales,where would I keep them? Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Why is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? ゑ碭獶盽Τ届拜肈 ぐ或猔甮贾媚警皐繷斗璶瑀 狦ě玭獶碞ぃノ緅盾? 狦и毕醮辰и璶р╡緄ê柑 Τ⊿Τи秆睦硂ㄇ夹粂琌ぐ或種 埃旧ぇ笆ぃ秈硂琌癸街弧?琌癸临琌癸
WRONG PLACE I first met Glen when he came to work for me in one of our restaurants. After a few weeks, he approached me and said "Frank, you're a man of the world, how do you attract the attention of a girl you like?" I said, "Look Glen, go into the kitchen, find yourself a couple of nice sized potatoes, and stick 'em in your underpants." A week went by before I saw him again, and I shouted across the kitchen, "Hey Glen, how's your love life going?" He walked towards me sadly and said: "Well, to tell you the truth, things have gotten worse since I took your advice." I took one look at him, and immediately saw the problem. "Glen", I said, the potatoes are supposed to go in the front." и材Ω㎝腐孽ǎ琌и竒犁產繺芔 碭琍戳ぇ ǐ玡ㄓ弧琌竒喷ρ╧ 琌或ま尺舧 猔種㎡ и氮弧帝腐孽紁┬т碭癬ㄓ临皑筧力峨ず壳柑 琍戳筁и笿ǎи绰紁┬柑拜笵 糑腐孽程稲薄ネ临衡抖? 骸稵甧绰иǐ筁ㄓ弧ρ龟弧眖ノ毙и ê┷はτ–猵稶 и泊皑秆螟矪 腐孽 и弧皑筧力莱赣玡繷!
иびび ╧秨ó更ㄓ穦氨óぇ㎝碞ó 畒克荐癬ㄓ 挡ぇね璶―弧ㄓΩ硂╧碞 氮莱Чぇ临璶┮ 碞ㄓτ临璶ㄓ╧碞弧癸ぃ癬и惠璶ヰ 讽╧ó祇瞷ぃ环玡よΤネタ传近璍玡 拜硂ネ 糑!иóΤ竒蛤きΩ 临ぃ镑и腊传近璍 碞ユ倒 硂ネ氮莱碞酚帝ユ暗タ讽笷"程蔼翴"牡 诡ㄓ篤ó怠τ 秨縊酚硂ㄢ羪牡诡拜弧暗ぐ或摆? 硂ネ氮笵иタ㎝иびび︽┬ㄆ摆!牡诡拜ぐ或ぃ產柑暗㎡? ネ氮弧ρ龟弧琌秨縊и笵硂琌иびび
CUT DOWN THE EXPENSIVES An up and coming lawyer was informed that he was going to have to get a 30% cut in his salary. Later that evening he was discussing, with his wife, some ways in which they could trim some of the fat in their budget. "Honey," he said,"if you could learn to prepare a few meals, we could get rid of the cook.""Well dear," she replied, "If you could learn to make love,we could fire the gardner." 玡硚畍Μ硄羱璶秸κだ讽边㎝びび坝秖罽搭キ盽 箇衡いぃ惠璶禣克稲弧狦厩穦暗垫и碞ぃ惠璶叫紁 糑克稲,氮笵狦厩穦ひ и碞ぃ惠璶堕
NEW HAIR STYLE A man entered a barbershop and said: "I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!" "Are you sure?" "Yes!" said the man. The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop. Three hours passed and the man reentered the shop. "Put it back the way it was," he said. "What's the matter?" said the barber. "Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?" "No," he replied, "I'm tired of people whispering in my nose!" ╧ǐ秈瞶緑芔弧и竒ぃ㎝┮Τ癬ㄓ家妓!и璶跑緑 ри繷緑眖φΨê娩いだ! 絋﹚?⊿岿?╧氮笵瞶緑畍ㄌ┮腀碞硂臮┮腀暗 骸種瞒秨瞶緑芔牧繷硂╧ǐ秈硂產瞶緑芔ри繷緑 ㄓ妓弧或?瞶緑畍拜笵硂或е碞ぃ讽夹穝ミ钵摆? 氮笵и琌ぃ產ρ癸帝и惑量杠
硂柑繷痷穞 盉包Τ笿–Ω薄ㄓ碞р9烦ㄠ闽胦柑繷Τぱ 硂びび钮ǎó笵Τó羘碞抖もр薄闽秈胦柑 胦柑繷╧弧硂柑繷痷穞 癸摆!硂╧氮稱ぃ稱禦次瞴 摆?╧拜笵 ぃ谅╧氮弧и粄穦稱璶禦次瞴 硂扒碍钡帝弧╧颗秖矪挂ぇ氮弧!ぶ?25遏! 25遏!╧佩砓滦Ωぃ筁临琌Μ滥砆祇瞷 丹Uㄓê琍戳硂薄ㄓ包產ぃ钮ó笵Τó羘包妓 рㄠ㎝薄癬闽胦柑 硂柑繷痷穞!╧秨﹍癸摆!╧氮笵 稱ぃ稱禦次瞴甅摆?╧ 弧 ╧笵碞氮弧!ぶ?50遏!╧氮笵ユ淮肞 ЧΘ 秅ソ╧克弧糑ㄠ摆!р次瞴㎝瞴甅ㄓㄓ钡瞴 ぃ︽摆ирêㄇ狥﹁常芥╧氮弧 芥ぶ摆 み稱琌蛤 產传籬籭┪縸狦ぇ摸狥﹁ 75遏!╧氮笵75遏?虏琌穖估!ǐ蛤и 毙绑粄竜秆克┰帝╧娩毙癡弧 毙绑╧ǐ秈秆┰卯Г﹚ぇ弧硂柑繷痷穞! 氮弧硂ㄠ稱蛤иㄓê甅!
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS Bill Cliton got out of bed last Saturday and noticed someone had pissed on the front lawn of the white house and spelled out "Clinton sucks". Well this made him really angry and he told the secret service to find out who did it. Well after a couple of hours of tests and stuff they came to him and said, "Mr.President we found out who wrote that in the lawn,but there is some good news and some bad news." The President said,"Well give me the good news." The secret service guy said , "Well Sir,it was AI Gore." And the president says,"Well, what's the bad news?" Secret service says, "It was Hillary's hand writing." 琍戳せ琠狶箉癬祇瞷Τフ甤玡￤舩Э. 糶帝琠狶箉,睼矹狥﹁.硂р. 皑㏑薄厨琩ㄆ.竒筁碭牧繷浪喷,代刚, 薄厨ㄓ厨弧:羆参,и тㄓ琌街 ￤糶êㄇ琌и祇瞷挡狦Τ,Τ胊. 羆参弧:ê厨!薄厨笵:,琌蔼焊暗. 羆参钡帝弧:ê胊㎡?薄厨氮笵:掸格琌┰慷.
┦攀 硂╧ǐ秈皊柑,酱繷睹緑,癬ㄓ獶盽辅緕. 穘穘ǐ玡,蛮も╆繷,礹璚 Гê 柑.ê柑皊玂,琌Τ薄み,ǐ╧玡拜 弧:,或? 氮: ぱ摆,и祇瞷и琌┦攀, и礚猭┯硂ㄆ龟. 皊玂狹皊倒刚帝璶 饥.盢皊 耻Ч,谅筁皊玂,碞穘帝繷ǐ. 筳ぱ,╧ǐ秈硂產皊,癬ㄓ繸紀ア種. 祇ネぐ或ㄆ?皊玂拜.ê╧弧: ﹚ぃ獺.и澈礛琌┦攀.硂痷琌锤ぱ臨菌,иぃ惧眔赣或快. ㄓ皊玂鼓 狹皊倒耻,╧盢 皊拈,ぇ╈帝↖竲˙瞒. ㄢぱ,硂埂ч縤╧ㄓ.癬ㄓ碞钩 ǐ笆摧纄,娩般猒娩充充粂 皊玡.иρぱ.皊玂弧,或?и-и祇瞷и琌┦攀.и痷ぃ惧眔 赣或快.硂或!皊玂弧:產螟笵⊿Τ尺舧盾? 硂鸡帝,泊氟,礚ー弧:иゝゝ!
PRISON LIFE VS FULL-TIME JOB In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8'*10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in an 6'*8' cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that. At prison you get rewarded for good behavior with rest.At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. At prison securities unlock and open all the doors for you.At work you must carry around a secruity card and unlock and open all the doors for you. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and play games. In prison yuo get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison thay allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expensenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expensenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work we have managers. ╟柑场丁常8*10へ╟泞柑. 场丁常丁6*8へ┬丁柑. 菏夯柑ぱ繺. ΤΩノ繺丁 τ惠禣. ╟柑狦︽▆碞ヰ. 狦瞷▆,ρ狾穦ユㄆ倒. 惠璶拟盿秨闽.╟ 柑Τ牡矫 穦腊秨玛. ╟柑筿跌笴栏.穦筿跌 笴栏τ砆勉癶. ╟柑ê柑常Τ竲铃铃帝.琌聋砆铃瞴. ╟柑Τ碯┮.ゲ斗㎝ㄉ. ╟柑產㎝狟ねㄓ.硈㎝產狟ね弧杠常ぃ︽. ╟柑,ぃ惠璶,祙や┮Τ禣ノ.,惠璶璽砫┮Τ禣ノ,τ眖羱 柑Ι祙ㄓやデ秨や. ╟柑场丁常臟逆ぺ辨帝璶ㄓ. 场丁常稱帝璶禲ㄓ產. ╟柑把笆τ繦瞒秨. Τ笆ぃ硚τ癶. ╟柑Τ跑篈夯牡.иΤρ狾.
DOG EATS DOG A man walks into a bar and says to a second man "was that your dog outside?"The second man says "Yes,why?"The first man says "Well,my dog just killed your dog..." The second man replied,"Oh-no,what kind of dog did you have? How could you let such a vicious dog out on the streets?" The second man replied,"well....I have a chihuahua." The second man exclaimed "How did your chihuahua kill my rottwieler?" The second man answered "Your dog tried to eat my dog and choked." ╧ヒǐ秈皊,癸╧弧:ê琌盾?╧氮笵:癸.或妓? ╧ヒ氮笵:垛...и炳 ╧氮弧:翅ぃ!緄琌ぐ或摆!或琵唉硂或摧刁睹禲摆 ╧ヒ氮弧:垛и緄琌 ╧佩:或炳眔и霉ê㎡? ╧ヒ氮:霉êи,挡狦珅
匡拒 Τρ洛畍穎诀, 綟畒琌ρ穦畍.膀琘ㄇм砃拜肈. ┑絯诀癬丁.癬,诀璓簆, 皑Τ禣都┷ 讽癵狝﹋崩帝も崩 ó筁ㄓ,洛ネ璶狹礮皊 狝﹋钡帝拜綟畒畍璶ぃ 璶耻翴狥﹁氮笵: ぃ,谅谅,и圭腀硄,ぃ璶耻皊ρ洛ネ钮,皑р皊癶临倒狝﹋弧: ﹋,иぃ笵 临Τ匡拒
TWO DRUNKS Two drunks were sitting in a bar talking. One of them said, "Light travels from the sun to the earth at 186,000 miles per second.That's really fast." The second responded, "I'm not surprised.It's downhill all the way." ら,ㄢГ皊柑皊碍册癬ぱㄓ ㄤい弧び锭–186,000璣硉 肚癳瞴瑿!硉痷佩! 材皊碍氮笵⊿裕佩砓,隔常琌℡估.
ISTANCE TO AFRICA A teacher in class is teaching the kids about geography. "Here's England. Here's America, America is a long way away,children.It's about 3500 miles from England to America. And here's Europe.Britain is on the continent of Europe.Europe is close by.And here's Africa.Does anyone know how far away Africa is?" The class went silent.The kids looked embarassed, but remianed silent. Then one kid stuck up his hand,"Please, miss, my friend Rashid here, he comes from Kenya, that's in Africa.He goes home for lunch everyday, so it can't be far!" ρ畍タ毙厩ネ瞶,厩,硂柑琌璣孽,硂柑琌瑆,眖璣孽瑆 3500璣ń,ぃ腁琌稼瑆ず嘲,硂柑琌獶瑆,Τ街笵獶瑆禯瞒硂柑Τ环? ,毙炒↖盜,–厩ネ陪眔↖纐ぃ種.ぃ,Τ厩ネ羭も氮:ρ畍, иΤ狟ね,ㄓ獶瑆ㄈRashid,–ぱ常產と繺,┮獶瑆莱赣 ぃ穦び环琌
HURTS DOESN'T IT? A baby boy was born, while screaming He asks the doctor"Are you my father?" " No I'm the doctor."Looks around the room and sees another person in a gown. "Are you my father?" Yes son I'm your dad."Well, lean down here for a minute!" [Father leans over] Yes what is it? [Tapping dad on forehead rather hard] "Hurts doesn't it!" ╧较ネ,帝拜洛ネ弧:琌и克盾?洛ネ氮:ぃ,и琌洛ネ 硂╧吏臮硂┬丁,帝 も砃︾╧拜:琌и克盾? 硂╧氮琌,,и琌克╧弧:叫硂柑ㄓ舠ō穦 ╧ㄌ酚╧叫―拜Τぐ或ㄆ盾? ╧┕硂╧肂繷ゴ弧痥
TWO OF A KIND There's this really beautiful woman, but she can't get any dates.So,she tells a close friend her problem.She says,"I can't get any dates, no one even notices me.I know I'm very pretty, but I really think it's because I'm flat chested."(as flat as a board) So her girlfriend says to her,"I think I can get you in touch with someone who can help you with your problem."She gives her beautiful, flat-chested friend the number of a doctor. So she goes right home,and calls the doctor's office and sets up a consultation. The doctor says he can,indeed,help her with her problem.He explains the procedure that would have to be done.He tells her that he would insert these two pins into her breast and that any time she wants her breast size to increase all she has to do is flap her elbows (flap your elbows) like a chicken. She thinks this is a great idea and agrees to have the procedure done.Some time later, after the procedure,she decides to go shopping.As she's walking through the mall, with her head down, not watching where she's going, she bumps into someone. She looks up to apologize and it's this really great- looking,drop-dead-gorgeous, hunk of a man. ..immediately she starts flapping her elbows and says, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I wasn't paying attention."Just as she's apologizining the man starts flapping his knees togethersaying, "Oh, that's okay." Τ腞よ,玱盽縒 產,⊿.琌,盢耑 倒挥┬ね. 硂弧:"钩и硂妓腞澈⊿Τ 猔種ии.и稱硂璶耴иぃ琌礚猭 も磝搐.""狟ね弧:"и﹑ま滤洛畍, 臟﹚秆∕﹑拜肈."琌,硂 挥┬盞ね盢筿杠й倒.產皑碞ゴ 筿杠洛畍禘┮坝秖秆∕ぇ郸. 洛畍绊﹚粂禗,硂拜肈 秆∕.禗硂秆∕ぇ笵.ê碞琌 盢ㄢ皐 ン竚场,–讽暗蔓 ╃ゴ籋ぇ笆,场碞穦秨﹍跑 ,笆斗尿骸 ìへ氨ゎ.粄硂琌種種も砃.砃ぃ,∕﹚禬カ潦.禬カ柑, 臮帝т璶狥﹁,τぃみ疾. 讽╋繷笵簆,泊氟ぇ獹,硂ぱ筽つ笆祇ぃΜ珺.玡帝璣玊,ψ 挡龟╧.帝╃ゴ蛮羥 弧:"痷癸ぃ癬,иびぃみ."碞, 硂╧ 笆蛮渐弧:"⊿闽玒."
ㄠ狟ね 癶ヰ趁ルタゴ蔼焊ひ瞴, 材盢瞴ゴ秈攫狶,琌 秈计攫狶т瞴ぇ,ㄤ ㄤい秨的拜:"纉,ㄠ ㄓ?" 纉氮:"иㄠ眔產礟═ó竒綪舦,τさネ種眔ぃ眔.獽癳场ó倒狟ね." 材趁ル拜:"ゑ焊,ㄠ睼妓?" ゑ焊氮:"иㄠ眔看村弗竒綪舦,さネ種ゑ.琌獽癳看村弗倒狟ね." 材趁ル拜"踌獀,ㄠㄓ?" 踌獀弧:"笵иㄠ琌ぃ笆玻 竒坝,さ┬玻春ぃ岿, 癳瓷┬倒狟ね." 硂,攫狶т瞴趁ルㄓ,琌︸拜弧:"﹊,ㄓㄠ或妓?" ﹊氮:"иぃ睲贰,碞笵 иㄠ琌┦攀,程﹚琌 ǐぐ或笲, в癳瓷┬,场óの看笴弗."
A LETTER FROM MOM
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厨,厨穝籇常祇ネ20ń,┮и穐.
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硂柑Τ瑍︾诀.材ぱир浓璵秈,┰秨闽,碞⊿ǎウ.
硂搂ㄢΩ獴,材Ωぱ, 材Ωぱ.
弧璶и盚倒êン甅Ι秎盚穦禬,┮ирΙ芭ㄓ砋柑.
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⊿ぐ或ㄆ,и程穦糶獺倒. 倒克稲ㄠ,
洱洱(P.S.иセㄓ璶盚窥倒,琌獺竒翲)
AMERICAN HOT DOG Two young French nuns had the chance to come to America.Before leaving, the Mother Superior told them that during their visit they must try the American hot dog. After arriving in New York, they went directly to a concession stand and ordered two hot dogs.The first nun got hers and opened the bun to see what it looked like. She exclaimed,"Oooh!, guess what part of the dog I got?" 淮Τ诀穦瓣.羬︽玡,禗﹚璶ノ硂诀穦纜纜瓣荐. 讽╄笷,獽钡芥荐舥砪ê禦ㄢ兵荐.材荐獽ゴ 秨杆罖罖荐妓.佩砓弧:"珃,瞦иê场."
BAKING A CAKE A mother was teaching her daughter how to bake a cake."Check to see if that cake in the oven is ready" "How do I do that?"asked the daughter. "It's very simple, just stick a knife in the cake and see if it comes out clean." A few minutes later, the daughter returned and said to the mother:" The knife came out so clean that I stuck in all the other dirty knives!" 洱洱タ毙ㄠ暗矹縷."矹縷⊿."ㄠ拜:"и璶或㎡?" 洱洱弧:"虏虫,р础秈ㄓ狦琌爱瞓碞ボ矹縷剪." 碭だ牧,ㄠㄓ癸洱洱弧:础秈ㄓ爱瞓┮ир┮Τ偶 常础秈.